Titanic

This is a spoof of the Chick tract of the same name which you can view the original of here.

This is the story about how God allowed many people to die a horrible death because he was unable to deal with anything made of iron.

Note: In Chick Publications, most non-believers, for some unknown and completely irrational reason, hate God, even though they don't actually believe in him at all. This guy would probably hate guys like Darth Vader and Voldermort too. It should be noted that you CANNOT call someone an atheist or an agnostic if they hate God. You have to be a believer to hate God!