How Can I?

This is a spoof of the Chick Tract "Why Should I?", the original of which can be found here.

In this Chick Fantasy Tract. we learn that you have to force yourself to believe religious nonsense if you don't want to burn in Hell for all eternity.

Additional Note: Jack Chick  focusses on some of the more preposterous aspects of the bible in this one. Many of his claims are not even backed up by the bible.  It's very hard to write a spoof on what already seems to be a joke.

*Pascal's Wager: see here.

Did you accept Jesus Kryasst as your own personal slaver?

q  No thanks. I don’t believe in your God, so I can’t make a decision regarding him.

q  No thanks. I prefer reality thanks

q  No way, I wouldn’t want to worship a genocidal deity like that. Anyone who will torture someone for all eternity just for not worshiping him is not worthy to follow in my books

q  Rack off! I’m not a complete retard you know

q  Yes, I want to worship at the feet of Jesus for all eternity.

q  Yes. The seriously flawed Pascal’s Wager sounded like a good reason to believe

q  Yes. I really wanted to live in a comfortable delusion.

q  Yes, I did it to get all the rewards and to avoid being tortured for all eternity (like the majority of Christians)

q  Yes, I’ll believe anything you tell me, because I’m that damn gullible.

q  Yes, I can’t wait to see all those evil unbelievers suffer as they burn in Hell