How to judge the Christian way

This is a spoof of the Chick Tract "The Last Judge". The original can be found here.

Warning: Contains graphic violence (Why isn’t there a warning on the front cover of this tract?) 

In this story we see how a Christian gets to judge others and use scare tactics on poor unsuspecting people to gain converts for Christianity. We also see how that in Chick tracts even intelligent people will gullibly believe the unsupported claims made by Christians.

Note: Isn't it ironic that Samuel gave dire warnings about how bad a king would be, but he is the one getting them to do the terrible things?

Note: You have to wonder just how good a judge this guy was. It seems he'll believe any crazy story he hears. 

Did you accept Jesus Kryasst as your own personal slaver?

q  No thanks. I don’t believe in your God, so I can’t make a decision regarding him.

q  No thanks. I prefer reality thanks

q  No way, I wouldn’t want to worship a genocidal deity like that. Anyone who will torture someone for all eternity just for not worshiping him is not worthy to follow in my books

q  Rack off! I’m not a complete retard you know

q  Yes, I want to worship at the feet of Jesus for all eternity.

q  Yes. The seriously flawed Pascal’s Wager sounded like a good reason to believe

q  Yes. I really wanted to live in a comfortable delusion.

q  Yes, I did it to get all the rewards and to avoid being tortured for all eternity (like the majority of Christians)

q  Yes, I’ll believe anything you tell me, because I’m that damn gullible.

q  Yes, I can’t wait to see all those evil unbelievers suffer as they burn in Hell