The Rapture is Eminent!

I am getting sick and tired of people saying the Rapture is fictional. That it’s not going to happen! You’re scoffers! ALL scoffers! Even those of you trying to give rational thoughtful responses. SCOFFERS! The bible warned us about you. In the end times there will be scoffers who don’t believe that Jesus is going to return. They also scoff at the ridiculous Muslims, the Buddhists, the Hindus and all manner of religions. They have been doing so ever since the beginning of time. This is a prediction which is clearly accurate, especially now that we are approaching that special day!

 

The day, my brothers and sisters, is going to happen VERY VERY VERY VERY soon! In fact it would be insane to think it won’t happen some time this year. I doubt you will even have a chance to read this article as most likely the rapture will have occurred before this is placed online. It will be too late. 

 

Everything is lining up just as the bible predicted and things are about to fall apart! Wars are about to start! The Anti-Christ is about to make his mark. You will ALL be either falling to your knees to beg for Jesus’s forgiveness or falling to your knees to worship some politician who is going to declare himself God. There will be no atheists anymore because they will all be worshipping the ANTI-CHRIST! HALLELUJAH! I can’t wait until there are no more atheists.

 

The anti-christ will be worse than Hitler, yet everyone will worship him as a god
The anti-christ will be worse than Hitler, yet everyone will worship him as a god

Of course, I will be raptured up so I won’t be seeing those atheists bowing down to worship the Anti-Christ but I assure you they will. They will be going from people who didn’t believe in any gods to people worshipping a malevolent Hitler-like world leader as a God! 

 

Some day very very very very very very very very very very very soon, my brothers and sisters, we will be hearing the trumpet blast. That’s right, all around the world EVERYONE will hear that trumpet! Most of the 

Most eardrums will be destroyed when that trumpet sounds!
Most eardrums will be destroyed when that trumpet sounds!

world will end up having their ear drums destroyed in the process, but that is one of the things they will have to suffer when they are going through the Great Tribulation. DEAFNESS! 

 

We Christians… or more so… we people in Bishop O’Brian’s ministries (as all other denominations are false Christians), will be called up into the sky to meet Jesus. That’s right! Jesus comes from outer space. Heaven is up there just above the firmament… the solid dome that surrounds our earth, where the stars and sun are lodged. That is why we are all going to be rising up into the sky. PRAISE THE LORD!

And I don’t want to hear any nonsense about how the numbering system is now obsolete technology. We may have biometrics and cell phones but when the anti-Christ takes over he is going to hate all that stuff. He is going to want us to all step back into the 80s where silicon chip implants and bar codes on skin are the technology of the day! That is what is going to be used.

Why would the anti-christ use modern technology like this when he have older forms of identification like physical marks and microchip implants?
Why would the anti-christ use modern technology like this when he have older forms of identification like physical marks and microchip implants?

HALLELUJAH, brothers and sisters! We are going to be going back to the 80s!  Although, we won’t be there, sadly as we’ll be up in space living it up with Jesus and many terrible people who have accepted Jesus as their saviour! Praise the lord!

 

And when it comes to executions the anti-Christ will be taking everyone even further back in time to the 19th century. Beheadings at the guillotine! Archaic methods will be the order of the day to execute all people who refuse to take the number of the beast on their forehead or hand. There will be no lethal injections or firing squads. No gas chambers. Just bloody messy beheadings like on horror movies! HALLELUUUUUUJAH!! 

 

I also don’t want to hear about people claiming that the River Euphrates has dried up. That is an obvious lie to try to make out many bible prophecies are now unfulfilled. The Euphrates cannot possibly have dried up yet as the bible tells us it can only dry up when it’s time for the armies of the east to invade. It can ONLY dry up when it is time for ARMAGEDDON to occur. Because if it’s dried up now that means the armies can cross and invade! It would be the end NOW! So please. No more nonsense about the river drying up. It’s clearly a lie.

 

My brothers and sisters, if these bible predictions were NOT to take place, then the bible is wrong and we can’t have that! We must continue to believe it’s true no matter what. We need to put any spin on end times events we can to keep Jesus’s promise of his return alive! Even if he hasn’t returned in another thousand years from now, we have to change our view of the scriptures to make it remain current. And let’s be real here, brothers and sisters, we want to believe that all those people who rejected Jesus will have to suffer through terrible tribulations! We want to be able to point down from Heaven and shout out, “WE TOLD YOU SO”.  HELLELUJAHHHH!

 

 

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