Taking the Pagan out of Christmas

It has been said that there is a war on Christmas and that Christ is being attacked. Nobody seems to want to include him in our Christmas celebrations anymore. Well, my brothers and sisters, I say that we start our own war! Let’s fight back and say NO to those who wish to fill it with pagan trinkets and rituals!

 

 

Let’s say NO to Yule. NO to Saturnalia and anything that comes with these abominations! We will NOT accept any pagan rituals in our celebrations at all!

It's chocolate log to most of us these days, but it's based on a pagan tradition
It's chocolate log to most of us these days, but it's based on a pagan tradition

 

 

 

 

So let’s do away with the Yule log! It has no place in a Christian celebration. It is a Norse pagan ceremony to celebrate the return of the sun.

Good against evil, poisons, angry elementals. Dream magic fertility.
Good against evil, poisons, angry elementals. Dream magic fertility.

 

 

 

 

Let’s do away with the holly! After all it was a pagan (wiccan) ritual to use this plant to ward off evil spirits.

 

No more mistletoe, my brothers and sisters. Do away with this celebration of lust and sexuality. No kissing under it, or worse, what the ancient druids used to do at Christmas time… perform human sacrifices and using the mistletoe to poison their victims.

 

No more fruit cake! You are defiling the temple of the holy spirit by consuming this as it comes from an ancient Pagan Egyptian ritual where fruit cake was placed in the tombs of loved ones. Christmas is the celebration of life, my brothers and sisters. The life of our lord Jesus! Not morbid death!

But that’s not all! No more Christmas Tree. No more ornaments and decorations, for this goes back to the ancient Roman pagan celebrations of Saturnalia where they placed trees in their own homes and adorned them especially for the benefit of spirits. Disgusting and vile practices, ones that our lord Jesus would abhor! Remember what the bible says in:

Deuteronomy 7:26. Do not bring a detestable thing into your homes!

 

Christmas caroling must also stop my brothers and sisters, for this goes back to the ancient pagan practice of wassailing where pagans went from door to door singing and offering drinks like egg nog. A fertility ritual to aid in the growth of crops! We must not allow it! Not only are these carols they sing awful and abominations to the most high, but they make our lord Jesus Christ very angry! Jesus becomes most irate when we practice pagan rituals such as this. Just remember, my brothers and sisters that each time you sing the likes of "Jingle Bells" or "Silent Night" you are making Jesus angrier and angrier!

Spooky, demoniac rituals are carried out known as wassaling, which is where Christmas caroling originates from.
Spooky, demoniac rituals are carried out known as wassaling, which is where Christmas caroling originates from.

 

 

 

 

We must shun Santa Claus too, because he is nothing but a Catholic false god, stolen from Norse gods who appeared in fireplaces and brought gifts. Religious cults formed around this man, spread and became what we know of him today.

 

 

Last of all, my brothers and sisters, no more gifts. Giving of gifts at Christmas must stop as it is a pagan Roman tradition stemming from Saturnalia, where gifts were offered to emperors and there were huge feasts. This practice then began to occur amongst the common folk as well - giving gifts to one another and big feasts to celebrate a pagan festival. Even the three wise men were not wise when they approached the baby Jesus and offered him up expensive gifts. They were making our heavenly father angry by practicing this Roman abomination of gift giving at Christmas time! Don’t fall into that same trap, my brothers and sisters.

 

The only thing you should be doing at Christmas, my brothers and sisters is bowing down and praying to Jesus! Worshiping him and praising him. Nothing more! No roast turkey dinners. No Christmas hams or puddings. No family get togethers. Just prayer and worship. Nothing more!

 

Don’t make our heavenly father any more angry and wrathful than he already is! Avoid these evil pagan practices I have mentioned. Shun them. Declare war on them NOW!

 

HALLLELUUUUUUJAHHHHHH!

 

Pastor Jake

 

 

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