Pastor Jake's words of godly wisdom

 

Pastor Jake is a character I created for my online comedy magazine, UBBA. He is a pastor of his own evangelical ministry (Pastor Jake Ministries) who has some rather controversial ideas about Christianity. Here, you can read some of his sermons. 

 

Check back every few months or so. More of his wisdom will be added. 

 

Creating your own religion - Part 1 

Creating your own religion - Part 2

Creating your own religion - Part 3

Drink and be merry

God won't prove himself to you? Perhaps he hates your guts?

Judgement Day

Liars for Christ - We need them!

So you lack faith? So did the disciples!

Taking the Pagan out of Christmas

Thou shalt not preach the gospel

To Hell with you! 

Women! Lower than men!

 

Added January 2018

Even a non-existent god can be shown to exist

 

Added March 2018

You too can have the holy spirit in your church!

 

Added July 2018

Creating your own religion - part 2

 

Added Sept 2018

Creating your own religion - part 3